Story of a pizza man
I ordered a gigantic 20inch pizza last night, as my house was full of drunken people that were in need of nourishment. It was supposed to be delivered in 30 minutes, after 40 minutes the delivery man rang me for directions to my house, he sounded like he was close, so I went outside to have a look out for him.
While outside I noticed this rather expensive looking car, driving backwards around the corner, driving backwards towards me, driving… BANG! right into my neighbour’s car. It was only when the guy driving the car jumped out and said “Pizza! I’ve got your pizza!” that I realised it was the pizza delivery man. He said he would “Leave a note” and I gave him far too much money and just ran away, into my house.
Last night was… well… interesting.
This morning I took a look at the car, not much damage was done, and the guy was true to his word, he left his name and number. But I’m still annoyed at myself for accidentally giving him a HUGE tip… he didn’t just crash his car into my neighbour’s car… the pizza was late!
July 2nd, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Sinead, you gave him €25 for a €22 pizza, it’s hardly a huge tip!
:o)
July 2nd, 2006 at 11:07 pm
Not that… I told him to “wear his hair to the other side”.
*bad-dum-tish*