Private Parts

by Sinéad

It’s a real pity that it has come to this, but I’ve decided to set my social networking profiles to private – meaning, you can’t see me ,unless I can see you! Though I’ve never accepted a friend request from someone I didn’t know in one way or another.

The reason? Well, as if this wasn’t scary enough… I have come to the realisation that although I can control what *I* say online, I can NOT control what my friends say (those vile fiends!). I’m quite certain that I don’t want any prospective employers viewing the disturbing genital-based-whiteboard drawings they’ve been known to doodle or the perpetual cock-blocks.