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I’ve been following Stephen Fry on twitter, much to my own amusement, and to celebrate reaching 50,000 followers he is running a very Fry like competition, it’s wonderfully complicated and devilishly playful.

“L=50 in Roman. The best tweet containing exactly 50 Ls will win. All tweets to contain the tag #L and none to exceed 140 character limit SF” (link)

The Roman numeral for 50 is L, so the task is to use 50 letter Ls in one 140 character tweet. Quite the challenge. Directly after the tweet posted by Stephen Fry someone else in my stream posted a link to the Ryanair baggage story from this week and thus my first attempt was born.

Ryanair left my leather luggage in limbo with little likelihood of lawful retrieval. Lovely challenge #L

Unfortunately, this only contained 15 letters L. After much consultation with various online dictionaries I found a few prize words with numerous Ls, callipygian being my absolute favourite. Somehow the tweet evolved into a completely different monster and thus, my final tweet reads like a little story that could have been taken directly out of Stephen Fry’s autobiography.

Parallel multiple syllabic callipygian lads.Willfully polysyllabically lulled.Lawful release?Little likelihood.Lullllllllllilllllllllloo! #L (link)

Translation: Numerous young men with beautiful bums, sitting an equal distance apart from one another. They have a taste for syllables, and allow themselves to be calmed down by words with many syllables. Their release from prison very unlikely. “Lulliloo!” cried Stephen, joyfully welcoming them.

If you’re interested in entering the competition, it’s open to entries until Saturday the 24th of January at midday. Also, the twitter user ghijklmno has created a great utility to double check your entry. You can track the competition entries using the assigned hashtag of #L. The majority of them make little sense (not that mine does!), but I’ve found a few creative, witty and interesting entries. Looking forward to seeing which vocabulary genius from the twitterverse wins this one.