Sinéad

A technology and psychology sandwich, with an order of life on the side.

The Phoenix – Top Shelf Magazine?

This morning I went to the local newsagent (local to the office, so that would be a Centra on Amien’s Street) and searched the magazine stand for the new issue of The Phoenix. I did eventually find one partially hidden behind the RTE Guide only to discover it was an older edition, this is when I heard a rather gruff voice from behind me inquire…

“You’re not into that kind of thing are you?”

It was at this moment that I felt like I was reaching for the top shelf.

I did eventually get my hands on one at lunch time and there in the lower right hand corner of the cover is my older brother Dave. Yey Dave!

In Soviet Russia Time Travels You

Dad got me to listen to the Right Hook last night as there was a really interesting piece on the so-called “Atom Smasher” the Large Hadron Collider (LHC). It is scheduled to begin operation in May of this year and will be the largest (27km long) and highest-energy particle accelerator in the world (until completion of an even bigger accelerator proposed – the International Linear Collider (ILC) which will be 40km long). Building bigger and more powerful accelerators seems to be considered the next major step for physics and there are some interesting reasons why.

Particle accelerators literally smash subatomic particles together (hence the name “Atom Smasher”). They do this by taking a particle, such as an electron, speeding it up close to the speed of light and colliding it with an atom, thus allowing for the investigation of the atom’s internal parts. This produces an explosion, which itself mimics the conditions in the moments after the Big Bang, though in a much smaller scale. The more powerful the particle accelerator, the further back in time it can effectively peer (albiet simulated), and the higher the chances are of discovering something new.

Russian mathematical physicists (video, article) are claiming that the secrets of time travel will be revealed by the LHC. Their central hypothesis is that the massive energies created by the subatomic collisions within the LHC could be powerful enough to rip space-time itself, thus creating wormholes. It has been theorised that wormholes not only create shortcuts between two positions in space, but also between two positions in time. This leads us to the secondary hypothesis that the LHC could be the first ever time machine. It is being theorised that 2008 could be “Year Zero”, for time travelers. Einstein suggested that it would only be possible to travel back as far as the first doorway in time. Thus allowing travelers from the future to have access to the past.

Less of this science was actually explained during the Right Hook, but some interesting commentary was made throughout, which brought my Dad and I to a conclusion of our own:

The moment the LHC is turned on someone from the future will go back in time and destroy it.

Time Travel would allow wars to be fought across time, rather than space. It would be too much of a temptation to go back in time and eliminate your opponent. This would be, of course, too chaotic for any society to flourish in. Ultimately the decision would be made to prevent time travel becoming a possibility all together, thus the destruction of the LHC.
Personally, I will only be convinced that time travel is at all possible if the LHC (or the even bigger ILC) explode in a grandiose fashion.

Another possibility is that microscopic black holes will be created within the LHC. Which, unlike time travel, would be NO fun whatsoever.

Spotted: Outdoor Table Tennis in Dublin City Centre

These look like fun. Spotted in the small park at the corner of Lower Gardiner Street and Lower Sean Mac Dermott Street. I remember there being one of these in Wolfe Tone Memorial Park (near Jervis Street) a few years back, but it didn’t last. A real pity too. Time to get my paddles out. Anyone fancy a lunchtime challenge?Table Tennis Dublin City Centre

Table Tennis Dublin City Centre

Life in Cold Blood

I had a lazy moment on Sunday where I ended up watching the first two episodes of the new series of America’s Next Top Model. If it weren’t for my reality-tv-obsessed younger sister my comfortable-shoe-wearing self wouldn’t be seen dead watching anything Tyra Banks related. But, I cannot possibly deny the marvel of watching pretty young girls bullying each other into submission until they’re all crying (does crying shed pounds?), fumbling, wrecks.

Last night, as I tried to relax after a rather unpleasant dentist visit, I had the choice between a new episode of the above, or watching Life in Cold Blood (which I had caught last week and thoroughly enjoyed). I chose the later because, well, I love David Attenbourgh far more than any skinny girl who-has-had-the-worst-life competition. I’m sincerely glad that I did and was “rewarded” with an extremely vivid dream involving the ownership of two pet frogs that I was determined to keep wet (although there was no water available) or they would die.

What made a big impression on me last night was the news that amphibians the world over are being threatened by a highly contagious fungus. Also, according to many biologists we are entering the sixth mass extinction, but amphibians in particular are declining at a far greater pace than any other species. Personally I think that amphibians are one of the most fascinating species on the planet – their reproductive cycles are remarkable in complexity (which at this point is probably their greatest downfall) and they are so incredibly adaptable and diverse in nature. It is a pity that in such a short period of time there may no longer be any amphibians left in the wild.

There is a somewhat depressing and yet fascinating article about this issue on the Open University website.

IBA Best Personal Blog Shortlist

As some of you might have noticed I was nominated for a blog award (best personal blog), and I’ve been shortlisted. Overall this is very surprising – firstly, because I didn’t think I had many readers as I don’t get that many comments, just lots of lurkers! (maybe I should start using feedburner?), secondly because within that longlist there are many other blogs that I would have chosen over my own. I’m very flattered indeed, many thanks to the judges and Damien. Good luck to everyone nominated.

The shortlist of nominees for the Best Personal Blog

(*personal favourites of mine)

I’ve been blogging for a few years, but only started writing regularly over the last year. Thus, the Blog Awards has really piqued my interest this year (and not just because of the nomination!). For me the great thing about the Blog Awards is how so many non-blogging people that I know have started taking an interest (once coerced into visting the site!), and this is because the longlists provide a very interesting and quality insight into the Irish Blogosphere. For those of you reading that are unfamiliar with the many brilliant irish blogs out there, might I suggest visiting each of the nominees listed on Awards.ie and maybe even voting for your favourite once voting commences.

Spotted: Some Fluffy Badge Love

My Fluffy Badge (thank you Damien) finally has a home – on my bookshelf. It’s a bit of a nerd alert though, so shield your eyes!

Fluffy Badge

Turn your Nokia S60 Handset into a Wireless Hotspot

JoikuSpot is a free piece of software that allows you to share your Nokia Series 60 Internet connection with a wifi enabled device. It basically turns your phone into a wireless router and I think this software has huge potential for use with the iPhone, iTouch, Asus Eee PC and Nintendo DS, especially in Ireland.

For Irish consumers (and Apple Fanboys) hungry for mobile internet through Apple’s mobile version of Safari this could finally makes it a reality. JoikuSpot will, in essence, enable you to make any iPhone or iTouch 3G capable, and a 3G connection as we all know is far superior to Edge, which the iPhone currently supports. Infact, why buy an iPhone at all when an iTouch is cheaper, already available in Ireland and much slimmer in size? Pair your iTouch with a s60 nokia connected to either Vodafone or Three and you’ll have mobile internet at high speed with that wonderful Apple interface, and at a fairly reasonably price.

The only caution to heed is the fact that the wifi connection you create using JoikuSpot is actually an unsecure one, meaning anyone else nearby with an iTouch (or other wifi enabled device) could also connect to the internet. Connecting to 3G and wifi at the same time will also drain your battery down quite quickly, so I wouldn’t expect this to work for more than two hours or so (at least on your handset).

Currently the software is in beta and only supports the higher end N-series and E-series handsets, but I’m sure that will change as newer versions emerge.

Update: Rob wrote about this too – “Joikuspot – Euro iPhone Killer?

Bonsai Tree Love

Some time before Christmas I picked up a Bonsai Tree from Aldi for €7.99 – part of me thought “This could just be a trial run” as I had always wanted a Bonsai Tree, but had this preconcieved notion that they were too expensive (and that if I was unsuccessful in looking after it I would be rather annoyed with myself for wasting hard earned Euros).

Although I opted for the cheap route, I’m very happy with it because the plant I got in Aldi is absolutely flourishing. I’m so delighted! Take a look at the before and after picture, to see how much it’s grown in a month. At the moment it’s pruned in an informal style as I’m only just reading up on all the different methods to go about this. Lidl are selling them at the moment, pick one up if you can (pity the pot is so garish though).

Picking the perfect spot for it, and figuring out the perfect amount/frequency to of watering is certainly hit and miss (the first week I over-watered and it developed some mould on top of the soil) but once you figure it out it’s plain sailing from there. Mine is on our kitchen table (because the kitchen gets lots of sun, but you can’t put it in direct sunlight) and I water it once a week by submerging it up to the first branch.

This is my sweet little Bonsai, I love it because it simply is… a teeny tiny baby tree!

New Bonsai

New Bonsai – 23/12/07

Bonsai Tree

I love my Bonsai! – 04/02/07

Spotted: Politically Correct Toilets

The toilets in Marks and Spencer’s (Jervis) aren’t just Male, Female and Mother&Baby – they’re also for skinny girls, frumpy girls, rugby boys, fat boys and headless babies.

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Right now I’m loving/hating…

Loving that Leisha Hailey (Alice from the L Word) and band Uh Huh Her are set to play the Village on the 2nd of March (via UnaRocks). Hating that Ticketmaster can’t tell me when the tickets go on sale.

Loving reading 100′s of old Sinfest webcomics – adorable, American-manga that deals with religion and other dirty (contemporary) stuff. Look out for my favourite characters Pooch and Percival and this strip made me LOL (no really! it’s not a Loi). Hating how addictive it is.

Loving learning new things from the WikiHow, for instance I learned a valuable lesson – don’t put your headphones together, as this pushes the internal magnets together, overflowing the power and making them useless. Cool. Hating today’s spotlight article – How to Use a Bidet. Gross.

Loving Songza.com – it’s a music search engine. Type in ANY artist and/or song and it’ll give you a list of streaming tunes to play. Hating that you can’t download the tracks, but it does allow you to setup a playlist and also links to the music video and legal methods in which to download the them.